Clusterfuck Soup

3 women
4 shots of Patron
4 shots of Fireball
4 long island ice teas
1 late girl's night out
2 lies
5 days of cover up
1 tongue lashing in the form of "you're a stupid cunt" (optional, as this can make the soup much spicier.)

Mix the first 5 ingredients together in a stockpot. Cover and simmer. Add lies and cover up. Recover and bring to a boil. Tongue lashing is optional but can be added at any time after soup has begun to boil. Stir occasionally for best results. After several days of slow simmering, you will have a hot steaming delicious pot of clusterfuck soup.